Friday, June 19, 2009

The Most PATHETIC Trip That I Ever Had!

Yes... This is definitely the most pathetic trip that i ever had... U will noe why after u guys read this post... But i cant say is totally pathetic... there are still some things that are memorable... but i can consider these memorable things are negligible... So i shall begin it by explaining the original plan and the plan after amendment...

Original plan: A 2 days 1 night trip to penang and pass by alor setar with 2 family (Ours and my father friend's family)

After amendment: A 2 days 1 night trip to alor setar (main reason: to see some "nice mural" in a museum, and visit some other place) and pass by penang with A BUNCH OF UNCLES & AUNTIES which makes up a total of 40 ppl

I WAS LIKE OOOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!! WWWWWTTTTTHHHHH!!!! A such a nice plan had been turnover 720°=.=!!! Haiz... Well i thought that maybe the more the merrier and the trip shud be fun... but actually IT IS NOT!!! (well majority la) Haiz! So i guess lets begin it...

Once upon a time (well actually is on 7th of June XD)
i had to wake up at 5am bcoz the bus will be reaching sumwhere at puchong and we are departing there... so once we get into the bus, i had a very very bad feeling about this trip... well i thought is juz that im thinking too much... fine i juz leave those thoughts away and trying to enjoy this trip coz we are going to penang... wheeee~~

so we all depart around 7am from puchong... then we stop by at a dim sum shop at sri petaling to have our breakfast... erm i would say the dim sum sold here was TERRIBLE! It tasted like overnight food... so my parents order mostly pau coz pau is the only food that fresh from the steamer... If i were given a chance to rate this restaurant im will be giving a grade of -5... =.=!
ok fine... after we had that terrible breakfast then we continue our journey... well of coz i will be sleeping coz i woke up at 5am and i still very tired... so i slept wit my mp3...

then in the middle of the highway there is a terrible jam... i expected it to happen coz that day was a saturday plus is school holiday... so many ppl should be going hometown at that day... so our journey delayed... haiz siennya... so i didnt bother so much and continue to sleep... then out of a sudden i heard some auntie say is so boring in the bus and she suggested to SING KARAOKE IN THE BUS!!! I WAS LIKE OOOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!! THERE GOES MY PEACEFUL MOMENT... she even prepared HER MICROPHONE AND VCDs to the trip... plus those song that they sing are OLD SONGS!!! AS IN REALLY OLD CHINESE SONGS!!! is about TERESA TANG that era... (somewhere between the 50's and 70's) or some even older... YES! MY PATHETIC-NESS BEGINS HERE... and i can be so naive thinking that, "ala... if i on my mp3 volume louder i wont be able to listen to their songs and can continue to sleep lor" but their volume is 10x louder than mine... i on my mp3 volme till the max still cant listen to my songs... In my heart here is only one feeling: HHHHHAAAAAIIIIIIZZZZZZZ.............. Sei Lar i came to the wrong trip... is too late to regret... Then my bro said, haiz dun worry... the ppl are boring but the trip can be fun wat... I hope wat he said was true... So in the end i decided to look at the view outside the window and enjoy it... well is kinda bored so I decided to take some pic while travelling...


Abit wuliao that time... =.=


AYAM BAKAR nearby where we had our lunch somewhere at ipoh


Mummy~ =D

After we had our lunch i felt that there are something wrong with the tour guide... her face was as black as a wok... well i didnt bother so much... then some ppl that felt the same as me kinda like ask her wat happen... then she kinda like release her anger on us... blaming here and there... say wat her boss not happy lar... the journey keep delay lar... bla bla bla... well wat i felt was WTH!!! why keep blaming us... you are the one that didnt organise the trip properlly... your organisation got problem and u still blame on us... then afterthat there is one elder kinda like cool her and all of us down... i felt better after listen wat the elder said... so again i didnt bother it much and continue hoping there is hope...

Ok lets fast forward the journey to "almost reach penang"... supposing we shud be arriving around 3pm... after all those delays... here and there... we "almost reaching" penang at 5pm... =.=! how are we going to have fun in penang when we almost reaching at 5pm... coz around 11pm we are going to the hotel at alor setar d... haiz... now i started to believe that my bad feeling is coming true... HHHAAAAAIIIIIZZZZZZZ!!! i started to have the feeling of going back home... but everything is too late... again i remeber wat my bro told me and i still believe theres some hope in this trip... fine so i guess i have to follow the flow of the wind... i keep telling myself nvm nvm and nvm... so as we approaching penang, the tour guide told us the plan we going to have in penang... this is the plan:

1st we will be visiting some miracle stones that able to bless ppl (Ya right this is so bullshit), then we will be visiting the Kek Lok Si temple (ok i heard bout this place and got many nice view to take pic), then we will be having dinner and afterthat we will be having some very famous cendol that the famous comedian in Sg, Phua Chu Kang tasted before as desserted (cool~ i had a chance to taste penang food and that nice cendol, but the tour guide say u need to queue very long in order to buy this cendol...) then afterthat we can go shopping a while until night we have to continue our journey to the hotel in alor setar...

so after i heard what she said i felt: YESSS!!!! SO THERE REALLY HOPE IN THIS TRIP!!! Cant wait to go penang... Woohoo~~ so the journey continues~~


Penang Bridge~


Seaview took from the bridge~

Ok so when we reach penang according to the plan we will be visiting that stupid stone... so when reached, wat i saw is a small house that looks more like a temple with many banners... yes banners and all these banners are fulled with 4 numbers... guess wat, all these numbers are numbers that ppl who pray the stone and won 4D lottery... i was like SSSSSWWWWWWWTTTTTTT till the max!!!!!! =.=!!!!!! come to penang juz to visit this stupid stone which inscientifically bless ppl get rich by gambling 4D??? i thought others will hav the feeling too... but all the uncles and aunties are rushing to pray the stone... i was like omg... all these ppl are gamblers too... =.=!!! luckily my family are not coz we dun believe in all these bullshits and we dun buy 4D... so we juz see how the stone looks like and we go back to the bus... the stone is so ordinary... ntg special at all... =.= if that thing really can bless ppl this world wouldnt have poor ppl la... beggars are not existing in this world d... some ppl juz cant think rationally... =.= so the next destination was suppose to be the Kek Lok Si temple... it shud be fun... but the tour guide suddenly told us a bad news... she said the temple will close at 6pm... after those ppl pray that stone, the time is already 6.15pm... i was like =.=!! again... y cant we skip this stone visiting and straight go to the temple?????? then some ppl in then us complaint here and there... again that tour guide start to blame us again for delaying the journey... so it starts again the arguement and in the end the elder have to calm everyone down again... after the elder calm her down and she start to felt guilty and apologise to us... while she apologise she suddenly said she was BRAINLESS... at that moment i felt yea you are really brainless... the same auntie that suggest wanna sing k heard what she said and keep teasing the tour guide with this brainless thingy... I felt the auntie is too much... i thought it will be juz a while but she keep teasing her till the end of the trip and it is very annoying...

So the next we suppose to do is MAKAN! Woohoo~~ So i had one of the famous food in penang - Asam Laksa as my dinner with a bowl of ice kacang (coz i thought later we will be eating cendol so i didnt order)... overall the food was quite ok lar... not bad... after we had our dinner there are still some time and i went to the seaside nearby the restaurant to enjoy the view of the sea... (well actually there is ntg much to enjoy but the breeze over there is so chilling)


What i saw from the seaside, MUD!!! =.=! but there are some crabs walking around and mud skipper jumping around...



I oso met a cute schnauzer and a cute poodle over there... my bro took the pic of that 2 dogs...



So after times up, we suppose to go eat that famous cendol... then suddenly the tour guide said is too late d... We dont have the time to line up that long queue to buy that cendol... and we oso dun have time to go shopping... She said we had to go to the hotel now because it will take about 3 hours to reach there... I was like fine lor... I dun mind for not eatting that cendol and go for shopping... I juz wanna have a very nice and comfortable sleep after all the troubles... So the journey to Alor Setar begins and the journey to Penang juz ended like dat... SO PATHETIC!!!! I EXPECT MOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE LOR!!! I felt tired after the dinner and have a nap in the bus...

when i wake from the nap and the time is already 9.30pm... The bus was stop and some ppl in the bus was missing... I looked out from the window and i saw some aunties went down to buy some pau... Then i ask my daddy where are we... He said we are in Bkt Mertajam... Yes after 2 hours we are still in Penang... I asked my daddy why we still in Penang and the answer that he gave me is so surprising me... He said that the driver was not familiar with the roads in penang and he got LOST while i was sleeping!!! AGAIN another feeling of SSSWWWWTTTTT!!!! =.=!!!!!! My heart was scolding that driver: WALAO if u dunno how to drive dun be a driver la!!! Then my daddy continue that the driver found ppl that can guide him to the hotel... Then fine lor... The oni thing in my mind now is to sleep in a comfortable bed in the hotel... Out of a sudden the person who suppose to guide also couldnt help the driver... SO IN THE END WE HAD TO SLEEP AT A SEMI-D HOUSE SOMEWHERE AT BKT MERTAJAM!!!! I was like erm is there enough room for all 40 ppl here in the bus wor? Well luckily there are... So again my feeling of hoping miracles happen appear... I thought: well is a SEMI-D hse rite... it shud hav a class maybe similar to the hotel gua... Well actually it doesnt... If wanna compare i would say is like a 2 Star hotel... =.= Well at that moment i kinda give up for any hope in this trip d... So i straight away go take bath and sleep till the next day...

A pic of the Semi-D house i mentioned

Ok after a not so good night sleep, again i had to wake up at 5am since the bus is moving at 7am... we are heading to alor setar now... but in the meantime we had our breakfast at Sungai Petani... Once we reach alor setar the first place we visit is rice factory... =.= ya i noe is boring... so lets juz fast forward to the next destination, the rice museum... yea another boring place... =.= but actually it wasnt that boring and there are interesting things here... (i cant believe i say this haha)... well i'll show u interesting things that i found here...

Cattle language

Well everyone in the bus is so excited about this museum (except me)... bcoz the museum have something which is the aim of this trip, the nice mural... well at 1st i thought: haiyah is juz a mural i can see it anywhere la, why must come so far to see... well sometimes things juz not as easy as what we thought... after i look at the mural, im very surprise bvoz is juz way too different from wat i thought... it looks so real and i cant believe it is drawn... out of a sudden i felt this trip is kinda worth a little bit...


The mountain outside the museum

An aeroplane


Paddy field

Pasar Pagi

Rainbow

Weather changes


Family photo =D

So after we see this mural we go meet up with my uncle who lives in alor setar... Afterthat we are heading back to KL (FINALLY!!!) but it is another long journey... haizzzz... suan liao... Before going back we had our dinner at some food court at Ipoh... Then me and my bro when down and buy some snacks...

My snack (FATTENING!!!)

My Bro's snack

Acting cute XD

Well after the dinner i plan to sleep in the bus bcoz the tour guide said we will be reaching KL at 1am... so on the way im going to "lalaland", the auntie that suggest to sing k now suggest to on some VCD... well at 1st i thought maybe is a nice movie la so i keep myself awake to see what VCD they watching... Who know they are watching some MALAYSIAN AH GUA SHOW IN HOKKIEN AND WITH ALOTS OF UNCOMFORTABLE ACTIONS AND VULGARS... (now i know what nowadays veterans like to watch =.=!!!) At that moment i was like SWT TILL THE MAX AGAIN!!!!!!!! Luckily i dun understand hokkien other wise i will SWT EVEN MORE FROM THE MAX I CAN REACH! Haiz again my nice "journey to lalaland" had been ruin... I WANNA GO BACK FAST! So i ignore the show, on my mp3 till the max volume and start listening to songs since the journey need to continue...

So finally we reach KL at 1am and i reach home at 2am... I straight go to my bed and sleep like a pig... Home is still the best place!

Well this is how my pathetic trip goes... Maybe you guys dont feel pathetic but to me it is super duper pathetic! Well luckily there are still some nice things in this trip... I really hope all this is juz a dream and never happen in reality... But too bad is already happen and i juz have to face the truth... So i guess thats all the gist of it...



3 comments:

acxvy said...

hahahahha..
"haih - menyuruh kerbau berjalan"

Wei Yuan ~ Steven said...

hahaha... yealor... so next time dun haih so much... later all the kerbau berjalan around... XD

danielle said...

I thought kerbau is water buffalo> -.-;